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Every year, we write a Christmas play to put Dickens and Tyler Perry to SHAME. This year, there is even MORE shame involved. Come and watch your favorite bands wearing costumes and behaving like a bunch of monkeys on acid. Also the world is apparently going to end, so it doesn't matter how many apple-tinis you cram down your gullet!
Santa! Booze! Candy pants! Thrift store sweaters! Sweaty store thrifters! Bark Twain(dog that looks like Mark Twain)!
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Vaudeville rabbit skinning act put to late seventies porno bass riffs.

Every so often you'll be drinking a glass of water, and tilt it down in such a way that the water will bounce off of itself and make a little "kerplop." Take that sound and repeat it over and over, until you get a "kerplopkerplopkerplopkerplop." THEN get all your friends and bang on whatever seems fit. Add bubbles and that's pretty much it.
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